Moth driving an ambulanceLAMPULANCEOne moth. One van. No adult supervision.The witness account ↓
Glowing red desk lampMoth in a tiny ambulance
An unnecessary emergency / ongoing

Every lamp
is an
emergency.

He called for help. Then he took the keys. We are no longer sure who the patient is.

The moth is waiting for a reason to make this worse.
Unnecessary calls00
↑ Move the light. He follows. Nobody asked him to. ↑

The lamp
was fine.

At 02:13, a moth observed a desk lamp from across the room. At 02:14, an ambulance was missing. At 02:15, he reached the lamp and asked if it had seen the ambulance.

There is no lesson here. We keep the night shift open anyway.

LAMPULANCE is a fictional character and browser toy. Your pointer and a little local counter run the scene. Nothing is sent to a server; no wallet is connected.

Witness statement / lamp no. 1

“He looked
very busy.”

The lamp has declined to press charges. It still turns on when you ask.